* This is a favorite scene from a favorite show. I couldn't find quotes from it anywhere on the Internet, so I thought I'd put it up to share with people who are already fans and maybe interest people who haven't seen it.
Crazy beautiful JANE, who reports traffic from a helicopter, has her eye on hunky JAMES, the host of the radio station's religious program. In order to get closer to him, JANE has accepted a Friday night invitation from JAMESto a religious discussion group that he holds at his church.
James OK, everybody, say hi to Jane.
Others Hi Jane. Hi Jane.
James Jane, like all of us, has a keen interest in her faith and how it relates to all aspects of her life. Don't worry Jane, it's all very informal. Don't be scared.
Jane OK.
Man I'll just sit next to Jane then, shall I? Don't worry. I won't bite you.
Jane Oh? I won't break your neck then.
James OK, well, we're all getting to know Jane, so have any questions for her?
Older Woman Jane, I was wondering, have you been religious all your life or is it something that's happened to you quite recently?
Jane Ummm … both.
Older Woman I don't think I quite understand your answer.
Jane Oh, I'm sorry. Both!
Man 2 Can I just ask, what aspect of the religious experience most appeals to you?
Jane What aspect?
Man 2 Yes.
Jane Of the religious experience? Of the many aspects of the religious experience?
Man 2 Exactly.
Jane Is my favorite? Well … I'd have to say … God.
[lifts up her hands]
Man 2 God?
Jane He's good, isn't He?
James Well, I don't think you'll get much argument out of us lot.
Jane Ooh, and that was just my first go!
Andrew Ah, can I ask something?
Jane[leans forward with a lot of cleavage]You go right ahead, dear.
Andrew What do you think of the crisis of faith?
Jane Sounds fantastic!
Andrew Sometimes I findwhen my prayers seem to go unanswered and it's so very hard to find God's love in my lifethat it's difficult to keep believing that God is still a real force in the world, watching over us. I find doubt so often in my heart.
Jane You know, [turns to James] perhaps I can help here?
James Sure, go ahead. That's what this is all about.
Jane[back to Andrew]What's your name?
Andrew Andrew.
Jane Andrew, lovely! Well, Andrew, there's something I probably better explain. God is just a made up person. You can't expect Him to be answering your prayers if He's not real, can you? That's a bit like writing to the characters of a soap opera and expecting a reply, Mr. Silly Sausage.
James Ah, Jane?
Jane Yes? James.
James We are of the opinion that God is in fact real.
Jane No!
James Yes!
Jane He's not, is He?
Man 2 You don't believe in God?
Jane Well, I suppose I never found Him very realistic.
James Well, here we all adhere to the idea of one true, loving God, I'm afraid.
Jane Oh no, that can't be right.
James I'm sorry?
Jane You see they've got different gods in different countries. You should've checked that.
James Well yes, obviously, there are other faiths
Jane What if they're like MPs? And there's different gods for different areas, and they all sort of report to a sort of head god. … Thor, or somebody.
James Thor?
Jane Thor! The thunder god! The one with the hammer. We did him in school. He was totally my favorite. You know, I'm not that easy, but show me a muscular blonde who can control the weather, and this girl's on all fours.
James OK, let's move on, should we? Does anyone else got something they want to discuss?
Older Woman Perhaps we should go back to what we were discussing last week.
James Ah yes, we had a very lively debate last week, didn't we?
Jane Really? What about?
Older Woman Sex before marriage.
Jane Ah! Now you're talking my language.
Older Woman We're against it.
Jane I'm sorry?
Older Woman A number of us feel that premarital sex is a very bad thing.
Jane Well, you're so wrong. Shagging's brilliant! Take it when you can get it is what I say.
James Ah, Jane, there are many different views on this. Some people are happy with the idea of multiple partners. Some people, like myself, simply prefer to avoid premarital sex.
Jane What you don't seem to realize is
James Is something wrong, Jane?
Jane Nooooooooooo!
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